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  致命的大错
  "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10." 
  "Qualifications: No education or experience." 
  "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." 
  "My compensation should be at least equal to my age." 
  "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." 
  "Fired because I fought for lower pay."
  "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" . 
  "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
  "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
  "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately." 
  打字错误与语法错误 
  "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." 
  "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer." 
  "I am a rabid typist." 
  "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981." 
  "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."
  "Accounting cleric." 
  "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
  "Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."
  "Suspected to graduate early next year."
  "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
  "Proven ability to track down and correct erors." 
  "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." 
  "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 
  "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school." 
  不应有的幽默
  "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house." 
  "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) 
  "But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature." 
  "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
  "My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular." 
  "Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series."
  "Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
  "Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."
  "Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."


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